Two Father - Kinderen voor Kinderen song (Netherlands is a nice distant planet)

We live in a terrace house
We have nice stuff at home
We live there quite ok with three of us together
Bas works for the newspaper
And Diederik is laboratorian
They adopt me when I was one year old
I am still the only child
But that’s ok with me
That way I get all the attention and love from those two
Bas brings me to the school
With Diederik I play violin
And with three of us watch soaps on TV

I have two fathers
Two real fathers
Sometimes cool and sometimes strick
But it’s going great with us
I have two fathers
Two real fathers
Who, if they have to
Both can be my mother

When I have to go to bed
Diederik checks my homework
And Bas does the dishes or is doing laundry
And if I’m ill or have fever
Then there’s nobody I know
Who can be so caring as Diederik or Bas

He has two fathers
Two real fathers
Sometimes cool and sometimes strick
But it’s going great with us
He has two fathers
Who, if they have to
Both can be my mother

Sometimes I get bullied at school
Of course it is not nice
Your parents, they are homo!
They find it strange
Then I just shrung my shoulders
So what! I’m their son!
It’s not ordinary
But for me it’s quite ok

He has two fathers
Two real fathers
Sometimes cool and sometimes strick
But it’s going great with us
He has two fathers
Who, if they have to
Both can be my mother